holmeschapel:

“dont be a cunt”

niall is irish　

(via ifyoucarryonthisway)

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

(via myspacefamosity)

i did not expect to cry as hard as i did today　

we won yayayayayaya suck my nuts thunder　

THEY CANT MAKE A BASKET TO SAVE THEIR LIVES IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RN

we’re only up by eight im literally gonnA CRY

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

(via dallonjamesweekes)